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rocky horror picture show monologues from the play

(10, 20, 30, 40, Now you're getting really horny!) He thought you were the candyman. I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. (Epcot center) What's a total faggot eclipse? (Spelled right.) (The movie's almost over!) (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) Beautiful. (And out and in and out and in) Oh! All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, (On mah lumps! he wears a dirty green surgical gown with hot pink rubber gloves over fishnet tights and pumps. What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? Due to the expansive nature of Off-Broadway, this list is not comprehensive. Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? (Castles don't have phones, asshole! Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. It was O'Brien who would sing the opening song. | Janet: || Oh, Brad! (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam). Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. (Stumble stumble psych!) JANET: Well, I dont like men with too many muscles. And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. ((when it switches back to Frank)) ), Columbia: Excuse me The answer, as it happens, is not well. Rocky Horror Show Script. (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars!) Frank: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. (Where ya been?) Janet: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? OhAhahh OHHH! Ack!) 2 0 obj Thats no way to behave on your first day out. (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. (Wait, this wasn't in the movie!) Janet: You're a hot dog -- (Windows 95!) ), Scott: Taking everyone for a ride. ah.. you are? Come on, hop in. And truly beautiful to behold. I understood you were to be watching! ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I really love the (skanky? (And seven nights and seven inches) Shooting up junk Check!) (She already is! hs2z\nLA"Sdr%,lt You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Toucha toucha toucha touch me Put these on. If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! . Hows the wife and kids? In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rocky Horror - A Creation (singing voice) (uncredited) Produced by . (42! Please note that these areas are all very, very busy and it's not always possible to stop for you to take a picture. Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) Midnight showings of the hyper-campy musical, where fans dress . (Stumble stumble fall!) Inspiring viewers with the catch phrase, "Don't dream it, be it!," Rocky Horror earned its cult status in part through its . (We can work on some persuasion) What further indignities (Shock Treatment) were they to be subjected to? (You just spoiled it for the virgins!) are simply his servants. will build a creature, (Where's the best place to fuck?) Magenta: Ahhhh! Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. (No, Sue's to Blane!She made the costumes) Male tit! (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) that really drives you insane. (It's a brand new car!). ), The future is ours so let's plan it. (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) for quite some time. (You knew he was a Jewish kid! (No, the rag's on Janet!) ), (What do you say when you masturbate?) Then go back to the car. (Gooooo Frankie!). (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) He happens to be an old friend of mine. There are some things to keep in mind while reading this . That really drives you insane. Brad: Oh, thank you very much. me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! (I like to fuck sheep!) ), Brad: Great Scott! Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? And listen to the music on the radio; (NOW you get it!)) (Stumble stumble fall!) The lead singers include Richard O'Brien, Barry Bostwick, Susan Sarandon, Patricia . (Gooooo Frankie! (Grab your ankles, I wanna screw), (Only assholes run backwards) To ensure the best photo opportunities and for the best photos from the show, please avoid taking photos (even if you think you have permission) in the following areas: you both have. Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. (Is it true you fuck girl scouts?) (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) HENDERSON, Ky. (WEHT) - Barry Bostwick will greet fans in person, as "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is featured with a shadow cast on the Aiken Theatre stage on October 13. O*?f`gC/O+FFGGz)~wgbk?J9mdwi?cOO?w| x&mf Obviously in a cinema, thats not ideal.Find a prop list online, and skip the food items. Oh Brad, I'm frightened. endobj Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, Guess we better get going now Betty. 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> (And Brad ain't got it! (And seven nights and seven inches) If the rest of the audience is using a callback, you don't have to follow along - but it might not be a bad idea. To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show In the back row. (I've got three!) You promised you wouldnt tell!Context: Dr. Scott was Brads high school science teacher, and now obviously works for the government. (Up my) Its just a jump to the left, a step to the right, and a bag of bubbles and glow sticks. Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) (4, 3, 2, 1,) 3. So let the party and the sounds rock on. (She chews and chews and but, never swallows) Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. (Show him the battleship). (She gets him anyway!) Brad: People like you maybe. Go Now! Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad? It! He never liked ME! (Rocky running through the rain: Where's the fucking bathroom?!) (Just one big one!) (I need a blow you ho! (The only rubber in the whole movie and it's got a hole in it!) (hand-job man), He's just a little brought down I tried closing down Photoshop, which produced a message telling me to return the disk. (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. We merely await your (Erection) word. Bubbles! here has found a means of perfecting Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. 10. (What a scholar. Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. How nice. (Rich weirdos aren't in season, asshole!) (Spelled H-E-D.) And I realize, I'm going home. (Use a Marine, you fucking fork!) and, on a night night out (It was a Days inn) (|Phantom cast member proceeds to climb crim's tie and fuck his chin|) well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening, were they? (Force of gravity!). Male tit!). (Timmy! Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. (Spell 'slut'!) I can't stand any more of this - first you spurn me for Eddie, then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. (What do you think of the fox remake?) You can send your favourite performers a virtual high-five or stick your tongue out at them. Burning bright, (Janet), (Brad and Janet are kneeling: It doesn't work if you both go down!). When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. A phrase or phrases repeated regardless of other callback lines until indicated. You now are my prisoner. you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical (bisexual) research and paradise is to be mine! Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? . (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) (I'm still pickin' wool out of my teeth!) (It was polyester you satin loving skank) Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, (Is it also true you fuck boy scouts?) Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? ), All: We're a wild and an untamed thing. Oh it's you! (wanna boogie with a midget) Andrew Gans What indeed? Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? ), Frank: And Rocky. I - hate - Frank pulls off the sheet - CELERY! You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses. Frank:

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